I swear you lot are getting off on all the heart attacks you're causing by just popping up in random places on these journals.
I have found a useful purpose for these, since I can now boss you around without seeing you.
Herman I've picked up a gift for your parents' anniversary next week. I'll bring it by tomorrow. Myron, your sister's birthday is in two days. Figured I would remind you again.
You all have a photo shoot tomorrow. Ten AM. Please, do not be hungover, and please be on time, but if I have to come get you please don't be naked in your flat. Later there's a charity auction for developing a children's library in Hogsmeade. You all said you'd sign something to put on sale. It was a while back so I don't expect you to remember.
You have a light day.
Now I'm going to sleep. Please do not owl if Merton someone gets their head stuck in a vase.
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